The Thief's crime spree hath ended!
Caught by Baby Poopsalot, the Thief has been imprisoned.
He is scheduled for execution in the next paragraph.
Execution time!
"The traitor and thief will be beheaded for the following crimes--
Stealing kings crown, Stealing plate from diner, For not paying his rent to space station, For kicking the Royal Monkey, For having his honer Billy-Bob Todd not like him, for escaping jail twice, and, over all, for being mean."
HEEEEE HEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEE
Baby Poopsalot was awarded 500 cents for his heroic actions.
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